Stanley Hudson Quotes
Season 9, Episode 13: "Junior Salesman"
Angela: Someone say something.
Stanley: I said something when they were thinking of hiring Jim. Didn't work then. Now look what he's doing to us.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 8, Episode 15: "Tallahassee"
Stanley: It's just rum. I'm not bored, I'm a pirate.
• Rating: 4.3 / 5.0
Stanley: Life is short. Drive fast. Leave a sexy corpse. That's one of my mottos.
• Rating: 4.4 / 5.0
Season 8, Episode 13: "Jury Duty"
Stanley: My wife got to the tv first. I had to sit through damn Rizzoli and damn Isles.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 8, Episode 6: "Doomsday"
Stanley: I know how to save the company, everyone. Just write a petition, get everyone's signature, including our clients, march down to Florida, and shove it up your butt!
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Stanley: I never heard that song before, and once I heard it I did not care for it, but that song means it's time to go home. Now, it's my favorite song.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 8, Episode 5: "Spooked"
Andy: Chef from South Park. It's genius!
Stanley: Just some chef.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 8, Episode 1: "The List"
Stanley: Well you take the first letter of each name, assign it a number, add 'em all up, and shove it up your butt!
• Rating: Unrated
Stanley: It might be easier if you take a deep breath, lift from the knees, and shove it up your butt!
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 7, Episode 17: "Todd Packer"
Stanley: So something good happening to Stanley is crazy now.
• Rating: Unrated
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