Stanley Hudson Quotes
Season 8, Episode 13: "Jury Duty"
Stanley: My wife got to the tv first. I had to sit through damn Rizzoli and damn Isles.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 8, Episode 6: "Doomsday"
Stanley: I know how to save the company, everyone. Just write a petition, get everyone's signature, including our clients, march down to Florida, and shove it up your butt!
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Stanley: I never heard that song before, and once I heard it I did not care for it, but that song means it's time to go home. Now, it's my favorite song.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 8, Episode 5: "Spooked"
Andy: Chef from South Park. It's genius!
Stanley: Just some chef.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 8, Episode 1: "The List"
Stanley: Well you take the first letter of each name, assign it a number, add 'em all up, and shove it up your butt!
• Rating: Unrated
Stanley: It might be easier if you take a deep breath, lift from the knees, and shove it up your butt!
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 7, Episode 17: "Todd Packer"
Stanley: So something good happening to Stanley is crazy now.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 7, Episode 11: "Classy Christmas"
Stanley: I have been trying to get on jury duty every year since I was 18 years old. To get to go sit in an air conditioned room, downtown, judging people, while my lunch is paid for...that is the life.
• Rating: 4.0 / 5.0
Season 7, Episode 10: "China"
Stanley: Don't tell me how to do my business.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 7, Episode 9: "WUPHF.com"
Stanley: Yes, I have a dream... I want to own a decommissioned lighthouse. And I want to live at the top. And nobody knows I live there. And there's a button I can press and launch that lighthouse into space.
• Rating: 4.9 / 5.0
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