Katherine: I came back for you.
Stefan: The problem, Katherine, is that I hate you.
Katherine: That sounds like the beginning of a love story. Not the end of one.

I'm not sad. I'm frickin hungry!

Damon: So let me guess--in addition to the moonstone, the doppelganger, the lion, the witch, and the wardrobe, you need to find this witch burial ground.
Elijah: Because I feel that we've grown so close, Damon, I'll tell you "yes."

Damon: I don't peace.
Stefan: Oh. Consider it opposite day.

You wanna let yourself get killed? That's not heroic. That's tragic.

Stefan: I'm sorry about Rose.
Damon: Whatever, I knew the woman for...five minutes.
Stefan: Well, you cared about her after five minutes though. I wonder what that means?
Damon: It means I care, Stefan. It means I'm changing and evolving into a man capable of greatness.

Stefan: Try not to get yourself killed.
Damon: Yeah. It's been a day for that.

You aren't gonna kill Katherine... I am.

Stefan: I hope you like The Cure.
Rebekah: Funny.

That's the thing about Damon. He doesn't get mad. He just gets even.

Stefan: Wherever you go, people die.
Damon: That's a given.

You won't be sad forever, Elena.

Vampire Diaries Quotes

Oooh, you know I don't know. Every time we try and go on a date you get kidnapped, I get sent to a prison world, or your feelings get compelled away...

Damon

Damon: My new girlfriend. Andie Starr. Action News.
Alaric: It's not called Action News.
Damon: I know. I like just saying it.