Caroline: If you can't fix a coffee machine, how are you able to fix people?
Stefan: Sure you don't need some real food? There's probably a machine around here that vends O-positive.

Stefan: I'm not big on digging. Callouses.
Caroline: You bury corpses all the time!
Stefan: Yeah, but I don't dig them up.

Stefan: Look, something happened between Caroline and me.
Damon: Oooh, finally.

Vampire Diaries Quotes

Oooh, you know I don't know. Every time we try and go on a date you get kidnapped, I get sent to a prison world, or your feelings get compelled away...

Damon

Damon: My new girlfriend. Andie Starr. Action News.
Alaric: It's not called Action News.
Damon: I know. I like just saying it.