Stefan Salvatore Quotes
Stefan: I should be upstairs grooming my hero hair.
Damon: Are you drunk?
Stefan: I don't know, Mom, am I?
Elena: That would imply emotions. We've already established those are useless.
Stefan: What's a deeply buried personal secret between friends?
Elena: Friends? I like that.
Elena: I'm sorry. And how are you helping?
Rebekah: I'm stronger than you. I'm faster than you. And I'm quite certain I can charm the islanders a lot easier than you.
Elena: Not disagreeing on the easy part.
Stefan: All right. We get it. You two hate each other. Can we just keep going, please?
Stefan: I hope you like The Cure.
You don't know what I look like when I'm not in love with you.
This will be the second time Damon has tried to kill Jeremy. I guess nobody's perfect, right?
Sex wasn't good because we didn't care. It was good because you were crazy. Crazy sex is always good.
I know you were daggered for a little while... but knocking is still a thing.
Listen, I hate my brother. And you hate yours. But Damon's got Jeremy. Klaus has the sword. And Shane has Bonnie. You and I are the only ones left with nothing. You said it yourself, right? Whoever finds the cure first gets to decide what to do with it. So what do you say? You want to be partners?
Stefan: Well, Jeremy is the hunter, and he has to keep killing vampires to complete his mark, but we can't quite figure out how to keep him from killing us.
Klaus: Sounds like quite the chore, which is why I feel perfectly justified doing a little charity work.
I think he loves her as much as we do, and he can't be selfish with her anymore.