How about we just leave the murdering to Damon?

You're here. And you're alive. Ish.

You don't have to live with that. You get to live with that...every morning you get out of bed you sure better earn it.

I promise I will do everything in my power to make sure we all come back.

Damon: All this over one girl.
Stefan: She's a pretty special girl.
Damon: Yeah, she is.

Damon and I have been through a Hell of a lot worse than you.

I'd turn my back on everyone here to make sure Elena's safe.

Elena: I don't have anyone anymore.
Stefan: You have me.

After everything I put you through, I'm just honored to be your date tonight.

Elena: You look very dapper.
Stefan: You look very beautiful.

Elena: You beat him by being better than him.
Stefan: And what did I lose in the process?

Damon: Don't rile him up. He's testy when he's being self-righteous.
Stefan: I'm not being self-righteous Damon. I'm just not interested in slaughtering innocent human beings anymore.
Damon: Fair enough. My mistake. You used to be self-righteous.

Vampire Diaries Quotes

Break out the popcorn, Blondie. Elena’s little sex romp isn’t over yet.

Enzo

You want a love that consumes you. You want passion and adventure, and even a little danger... I want you to get everything you're looking for. But for right now, I want you to forget that this happened. Can't have people knowing I'm in town yet. Goodnight, Elena.

Damon