Archer
Wednesdays 10:00 PM on FXSterling Archer Quotes
Lana: What's your blood type?
Archer: Who am I Karl Landsteiner?
Of course i'm not going to be a pirate, i'm going to be a pirate king.
Rip: You just killed like ten pirates.
Sterling: Wow, if the five year old me knew that, he'd get a huge boner.
Rip: Those could be pirates.
Sterling: Okay, well then they'll do just have to do until we find some cowboys and indians.
Sterling: A ruse? Hi, it's 1930s, can have our words, and clothes, and shitty plane back?
Rip: Let's go, kid.
Sterling: Call you back, 1930s. And, hey, watch out for that Adolf Hitler. He's a bad egg.
Archer: So excuse me for needing some time to grieve.
Rip: By tending bar and banging newly weds?
Archer: Apparently that's my grieving process.
Archer: Why the hell are you crying?
Krieger: That was my van.
Barry: Besides sodomizing my ex-fiancee...
Archer: Only by the strictest legal definition.
If I stop drinking all at once, I'm afraid the cumulative hangover will kill me.
Does Canada even have a spy agency?
Do you like to travel? Because if you don't find that bag, I will empty the entire contents of your body and use your leathery skin as a replacement.
Archer: You swallowed a pool ball?
Pam: I wish just one and I still got two to go.
