Archer
Wednesdays 10:00 PM on FXSterling Archer Quotes
Gillette: How much?
Archer: It's hard to say. $800,000?
Gillette: You lost 800 grand!?
Archer: No, remaining.
Gummi bears all around! I'll eat hers if she doesn't have uhh teeth.
Benoit: Now if you excuse me, I must go find fresh towels and a whore.
Archer: Hey, Benoit, not to thick on either.
Lana: You turned archer loose with four million dollars in a casino?
Archer: Oh, don't worry. He may be vain, selfish liar and quite possibly alcoholic man whore, but gambling is one vice Sterling doesn't have.
Malory: Guess he's too busy doing all those other awesome stuff. Thanks, mother.
Wow, what a pussy. He was spilling the beans so fast, i could barely keep up.
Cyril: I was jacking it on the telephone.
Archer: Does Internet porn know you were cheating on it?
Archer: I'm not negotiating with a cyborg.
Lana: That's just a voice modulator.
Archer: You don't think cyborgs have that technology!?
Archer: What's his name?
Cheryl: Babou, but it should be buyer's remorse. Stupid thing's always sick.
Archer: What have I been doing?
Lana: Chain smoking joints the size of tampons.
Archer: Eww.
Lana: Just a figure of speech.
Archer: Still, eww.
She's not gay, she just has big hands.
Well, first of all, you don't have to yell. I don't have ear cancer.
Now shut up and kick in the door for me. And do it bad ass like I would. If I still had toe nails.
