Hawaii Five-0
Fridays 9:00 PM on CBSFavorite Steve McGarrett Quotes
Steve: When I say "book em' Danno" it's a term of endearment.
Danny: Ok, do it every day... I like it.
Danny: You use to do this?
Steve: I can neither confirm nor deny.
Chin Ho: I'm glad you're on our side.
Lori: Me too.
Steve: Hey Fryer [punches him when he looks over] Nobody messes with my team.
Fryer: [dabs blood from lip] Duly noted Commander.
Don't give me the 'hurt feelings' thing, Mom, because A. I don't buy it, and B. I don't care.
Danny: I love pancakes in the afternoon.
Steve: I like pancakes.
Danny: You do? You seem more like napalm in the morning kind of guy.
You say I have a face. You have a tone, and it says, 'I'm gonna hit somebody.'
McGarrett: Do you realize how much of your life revolves around food?
Danno: Do you realize how much of your life revolves around armed conflict?
Steve: You don't think I am a happy person?
Danny: I am sure you have your moments, like when Guns and Ammo puts out its gift guide, or a Rambo retrospective comes on TV.
Sang Min: What kind of cops are you?
Steve: The new kind.
Danno: Okay... Let's say I am you, and you are the bad guy here. I would know that all the ways onto the ship are visable somehow. So, how would you outsmart yourself and get yourself onto that ship without yourself seeing yourself?
Steve: okay, was that an actual question, or were you just throwing words together and hoping they made sense?
Danny: She catches bad guys for you. She sleeps with you. Does she cook too?
Steve: She is a great cook.
Danno: You have got to do a better job of picking your friends.
McGarrett: What are you talking about? I picked you.
