Steve: We've got to find Donovan
Danny: Donovan's not to going to talk.
Steve: Depends on how we ask the question.

Luke: Listen man.
Steve: Sir, you call me SIR.

Steve: Book Em' Danno
Danny: Back with that again?

This kidnapping is not about the kids, it's about us.

Steve: Is that him?
Danny: Not unless he's wearing a Willy Nelson costume.

Joe: How about you treat me to a Shrimp Jambalaya and we'll call if even.
Steve: You are the only man on the planet who would see Jambalaya as even for the end of their career.

Steve: This is my fault.
Joe: My actions are my own responsibility.

Danny: Do me a favor and watch yourself
Steve: I'll think about you the whole time.

Danny: The waves keep crashing over and over
Steve: Some would call it soothing Danny
Danny: Some would call it Hawaiian Water Torture.

Danny: Ok, what the hell is this?
Steve: Definitely not a drug ring..

Jeff: If you're going to go into your office, a warning, it's not a small dog and uh....
Steve: He went in my office?
Jeff: Yeah, landmines everywhere.

Steve: So suddenly you're a dog expert?
Danny: No, for your information I have had dogs my whole life.

Hawaii Five-0 Quotes

Steve: What was that?!
Wo Fat: Those men are Yakuza, and they are not here to save me, they are here to kill me.

Toast: I can't do this [takes off running]
Danny: Ok, plan B.
Toast: [runs past Danny] This is why you have a Plan B!