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Steve: You never gave that video to the D.O.D. did you Joe?
Joe: No.

Lori: That's shrimp flavored ice cream?
Kamekona: [nod]
Lori: Huh, that's...interesting
Steve: I'm good
Joe: I'm full

Danny: I don't want a relationship
Steve: Coffee is not a relationship, it's a beverage.
Danny: Not true, every relationship has started with a cup of coffee.

Danny: The treasure Blake was looking for looks like he might have already found it.
Steve: Yeah, and it might have gotten him killed.

Steve: You're putting the guy's hand on like it's a glove. Max, that's disgusting.
Max: Yes, but very effective.

Danny: You use to do this?
Steve: I can neither confirm nor deny.
Chin Ho: I'm glad you're on our side.
Lori: Me too.

Hey Creepy, why are you dressed like Inspector Gadget?

Steve: Thing is Joe, you're not a hang loose "fun in the sun" kind of guy.
Joe: They let you stay.

Danny: Can we try not to get the new girl shot or blown up on her first day?
Steve: I can't make that promise.

Danny: woah, woah, try not to kill everyone in the compound, one of these hippies might know where Jen is.
Steve: Fine

Steve: We don't make promises like that around here.
Lori: Well I do.

Steve: Why are you yelling at me?
Danny: I'm not yelling
Max: Actually, you were expressing yourself in a very loud manner.
Danny: Hey, zip it Kermit.

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Hawaii Five-0 Quotes

So, you pirates have a piratey code of silence?

Danno

The first time we met, you hit me across the face with an ashtray. Now that we're even, you can trust me.

Sang Min [to Chin Ho Kelly]
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