Steve: Whoa, do you hear that?
Danny: Are we do a thing? You know, that thing where we pretend we hear something so we justify entering without a war...
Voice: Hey!
Danny: That I heard.

No argument Joe. We tried it your way, now we try it my way.

Steve: We've got to find Donovan
Danny: Donovan's not to going to talk.
Steve: Depends on how we ask the question.

Luke: Listen man.
Steve: Sir, you call me SIR.

Steve: Book Em' Danno
Danny: Back with that again?

This kidnapping is not about the kids, it's about us.

Steve: Is that him?
Danny: Not unless he's wearing a Willy Nelson costume.

Joe: How about you treat me to a Shrimp Jambalaya and we'll call if even.
Steve: You are the only man on the planet who would see Jambalaya as even for the end of their career.

Steve: This is my fault.
Joe: My actions are my own responsibility.

Danny: Do me a favor and watch yourself
Steve: I'll think about you the whole time.

Danny: The waves keep crashing over and over
Steve: Some would call it soothing Danny
Danny: Some would call it Hawaiian Water Torture.

Danny: Ok, what the hell is this?
Steve: Definitely not a drug ring..