Angela: So why did we pay 8 zillion dollars for the software when we have you?
Brennan: Under normal circumstances, it allows me to take a longer lunch.

[to Booth] You are not your father.

Bones

Booth: You were a stripper?
Bones: It was only once.

Bones: Based on your robust frame, muscular build, and symmetrical features, you could make a good income as an exotic dancer
Wendell: Well, then I wasted a bunch of money on grad school.

Cam: When did empowerment become stuffing dollar bills down a man's pants?
Bones: The 1970s. I already said that. You should pay closer attention.

[to Booth] Well, when it comes to settling conflicts, it's always better to be rational.

Bones

Booth: You're not always, like, this mean person.
Bones: Because if I were you would leave me for a nicer person.
Booth: I'm not gonna leave you for a nice person because you are a nice person.

Bones: I thought you enjoyed the limelight, Dr. Edison.
Clark: I was wrong. I like the pure science. No distractions.
Bones: As do I.

Bones: Do you think Dr. Edison is more likable than I am?
Cam: Oh, likability is subjective.

[to jeweler] We have a deal that he will never ask me to marry him. And when the time comes to marry, which I do not foresee, he believes that I will ask him.

Bones

Booth: Bones? Are you here to buy me an engagement ring?
Bones: Uh, no.

Jursick: Now THAT was genius.
Bones: I am actually a genius.

Bones Quotes

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Brennan

Christine: What's cannibalize?
Brennan: Sweetheart, it's just when people eat other people.

Bones Music

  Song Artist
Fearless Fearless Cyndi Lauper iTunes
The world is The World Is... Matthew Ryan iTunes
Song Rain Or Shine Matthew Perryman Jones