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Cam: Michelle stopped loving me years ago.
Bones: But you never stopped loving her. She'll know that. The Mohawk Indians have a saying that when a child falls in the rapids, the one who rescues her will share in her new life forever. I assume that doesn't only apply to a potential drowning victim.

Bones: Despite the fact that you aren't, a real medical doctor you have been quite helpful. Thanks.
Dr. Fitts: Oh you're welcome. Oh and, by the way, you aren't a real medical doctor either.

Bones: If you had released the remains to me when I had asked and Mr. Vaziri had removed the flesh, then we'd have never have found cause of death.
Cam: Thank you.
Bones: Why are you thanking me? I'm simply stating a fact.
Cam: I'm thanking you for stating the fact that you were wrong.
Bones: Oh. You're welcome.

(about Booth) The Vicodin seems to be working he ... claims it makes the furniture feel friendly.

Bones: Booth gets needlessly protective sometimes. I have no idea why.
Agent Perotta: You really don't, do you?
Bones: No.

Brennan: (searching for remains) According to my GPS it's about where Texas turns into Oklahoma.
Booth: Oh, great. Right in the middle of a jurisdictional pissing contest.

Booth: Bones, what are you doing in the ice?
Brennan: Well I get nervous when you fall down and don't get up.

Brennan: (after seeing Booth hit a guy during a hockey game) I do not know how I feel about this.
Sweets: It's very primal.
Cam: I like it. Just a little too much.

Brennan: (referring to Booth scratching his cast) It's kind of gross what you're doing.
Booth: Gross? You've got your finger in some guy's maxillary orbit.
Brennan: I don't think there's anything else to be learned here so, let's get this popsicle back to the lab.
Booth: Hey! Look at that. (chuckles) Bones, you made a joke.
Brennan: I can be quite amusing.

Bones: Booth you're sitting on my clothes.
Booth: I'm sorry but it's kinda tight in here.
Bones: Which is why you shouldn't throw your underwear on the floor.
Booth: They fell.
Bones: N- Don't blame gravity for lack of tidiness.
Cam: (from the webcam) Is there only one bed there?

(to Sweets) I can understand quantum mechanics but I can't understand you.

Booth: You know Bones, it's tough being a father.
Bones: Parker will be fine, peer groups and random environmental factors are far more important than family.
Booth: How is that a good thing?

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Bones Quotes

Angela: I was talking about the Amalia Rose. The remains have been identified and they're moving them into the exhibit. The press conference is tomorrow.
Cam: Great.
Angela: Yea- not that this is any of my business, but um- I sort of thought that you'd ... be more interested.
Cam: (laughs) Interested, is that what I'm supposed to be.
Angela: I just thought tha-
Cam: That because I'm black, I should be all over this.

You look beautiful.

Brennan [to Samantha]

Bones Music

  Song Artist
Fearless Fearless Cyndi Lauper iTunes
The-world-is The World Is... Matthew Ryan iTunes
Song Rain Or Shine Matthew Perryman Jones
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