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Bones

Angela: So why did we pay 8 zillion dollars for the software when we have you?
Brennan: Under normal circumstances, it allows me to take a longer lunch.

[to Booth] You are not your father.

Bones

Booth: You were a stripper?
Bones: It was only once.

Bones: Based on your robust frame, muscular build, and symmetrical features, you could make a good income as an exotic dancer
Wendell: Well, then I wasted a bunch of money on grad school.

Cam: When did empowerment become stuffing dollar bills down a man's pants?
Bones: The 1970s. I already said that. You should pay closer attention.

[to Booth] Well, when it comes to settling conflicts, it's always better to be rational.

Bones

Booth: You're not always, like, this mean person.
Bones: Because if I were you would leave me for a nicer person.
Booth: I'm not gonna leave you for a nice person because you are a nice person.

Bones: I thought you enjoyed the limelight, Dr. Edison.
Clark: I was wrong. I like the pure science. No distractions.
Bones: As do I.

Bones: Do you think Dr. Edison is more likable than I am?
Cam: Oh, likability is subjective.

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