NCIS
Mondays 8:00 PM on CBSTim McGee Quotes
McGee [on baby names]: For the boy, we’ve got it narrowed down to Indiana, Han, or Harrison.
Reeves: Oh, gosh. Poor kid!
Oh, Boss, don’t tell me Delilah’s sending you baby names, too!
So all of us are gonna have a great day because of your muscles?
McGee [to Torres]
Torres: God, I love my life.
McGee: What, your shirt get even tighter?
Sloane: He’s 45, chubby, and lives with his mother.
McGee: You can tell all that?!
Sloane: No. Profiling doesn’t work that way.
Are those your house keys she just gave you?
Hey, Jimmy. Did I miss ‘Bring Your Pallet to Work’ Day?
McGee: Why’d you have to swing so hard?
Gibbs: Why’d you have to have to break my wood carving?
McGee: Well, we went from a snowball’s chance in hell of getting out of here to a--
Gibbs: --snowball’s chance in Arizona.
El Jefe: You set off the radiation alarm!
McGee: You shouldn’t have let me near the computers.
Gibbs: It’s strictly voluntary.
McGee: I’m good.
Gibbs: Well, you got new responsibilities.
McGee: Boss, I appreciate that, but… don’t forget, I’m an NCIS Special Agent.
McGee: What did Bishop say?
Gibbs: We should go to church.
Torres: Oh, my mom would be so happy right now…
