Glee
Fridays 8:00 PM on FOXFavorite Tina Cohen-Chang Quotes
My mom won't even let me watch Twilight. She says she thinks Kristen Stewart seems like a bitch.
Tina: You ignored me for weeks this summer.
Artie:I was playing a marathon game of Halo, woman.
If you can imagine it, it can come true.
Tina: Last week we were too sexy, this week we're too religious -- we can't win.
Brittany: Now I know how Miley feels like.
When I see you dance, it's why I fell in love with you.
This is all Marley's fault. New Rachel, my butt. I knew Rachel Berry. I was friends with Rachel Berry. And you, Marley, are not Rachel Berry.
Tina [to Santana]: Five minutes ago, you said Mr.Schu belonged in a 12 step program.
Will: Wait, what?
Santana: You're addicted to vests.
You could be my very own Situation.
I am one of the original Glee club members. I was singing "Sit Down You're Rockin' the Boat" when Finn and Puck were still throwing slushees at us. So when is it my turn?
Sue: I have spent the entire year being nothing but kind to you people.
Tina: Today is only the second day of school.
Tina: My name is Tina. Tina Cohen Chang.
Sue: Isn't she the one who used to stutter?
Finn: I can't believe it's been, like, what, two days, and you've all gone in completely separate and totally insane directions.
Tina: We lost Sectionals. Our season is over. You can't be upset that we moved on. It's the healthy thing to do.
