Glee
Fridays 8:00 PM on FOXFavorite Tina Cohen-Chang Quotes
Tina: For the record, Blaine has an awesome body and a perky and delicious behind that looks like it got baked to perfection by some sort of master chef.
Blaine: Thanks, Tina.
Tina: And what are you here to lecture us about Kurt? Our horrible taste in clothing?
Kurt: My dad has cancer.
The thing that holds high school friendships together is high school.
Your self hatred Rachel has helped me see the light.
Mike: I got an A minus, Tina.
Tina: You got an Asian F?
I know who I am and I'm not allowed to show it. It's like Communism.
[as Rachel] I can't believe how supportive you are when half the time I can't even be bothered to thank you for your tremendous supporting performances.
Mercedes: Did you know New York City was built on top of Old York City?
Tina: I'm pretty sure that's not sure.
Mike: You know, this last week, I've been thinking. Maybe we shouldn't have broken up. Maybe it was premature.
Tina: Maybe, but we did. And it really tested who I am. And I'm liking who I am. But I miss you, too. So we can talk about it.
Everyone in that room is my family. And I didn't want the last thing you guys heard from me is some snarky comment about how I never get solos.
Will: I'll be taking a short sabbatical which means I'm leaving McKinley at the end of the week.
Tina: Wait, this is crazy.
Artie: Glee club is your life.
Getting a thumbs up from him is like getting a thumbs up from Joan and Melissa Rivers.
