Glee
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I said no caffeine until prom! I can't afford to look tired like some sad, anemic dishrag!
My name is Tina Cohen Chang and you don't care. I am wildly unpopular but I love being unpopular. I'm trying to be unpopular because I am goth and goths have no time for cliche, bougie high school cliques. We are the anti-clique.
Brittany: You guys, welcome to the first meeting of the 2012 Mayan Apocalypse club.
Tina: Wait, that's what this is?
Sam: Don't worry, it's also the last meeting.
In honor of Diva week, let's just cut the crap and keep it real. Tina Cohen-Chang deserves better. I got upstaged yet again by Santana, and she doesn't even go to school here.
Blaine, I'm falling in love with you. And I realize that this could be a tragic, one-way thing. But even if we end up having just a sexless relationship, which many Asian girls and gay men do, it'd be worth it.
Blaine: Why are you acting so pissed off?
Tina: Because I get it now. A diva doesn't settle for less than what she wants, and she won't apologize for wanting it. And I can't get that here, so next time, don't come crawling back to me. I'm all out of soup.
Blaine: That seems a little...crazy.
Hashtag Glee Hates Girls.
Blaine: We need to win this.
Tina: Feels like North Korea up in here.
So, if you're done being a puppet master, do you think you could take your hand out from under my dress?
This is the best Christmas present ever, besides curing cancer and peace on Earth, of course.
You always get everything you want and I get nothing!
It’s time you heard this. The whole school has been talking about it. Everyone’s convinced sometime between junior and senior year an alien invaded your body and made you shallow and desperate.
Artie
