My mom won't even let me watch Twilight. She says she thinks Kristen Stewart seems like a bitch.

I know who I am and I'm not allowed to show it. It's like Communism.

Tina: You ignored me for weeks this summer.
Artie:I was playing a marathon game of Halo, woman.

Tina: Last week we were too sexy, this week we're too religious -- we can't win.
Brittany: Now I know how Miley feels like.

You could be my very own Situation.

Tina [to Santana]: Five minutes ago, you said Mr.Schu belonged in a 12 step program.
Will: Wait, what?
Santana: You're addicted to vests.

Your self hatred Rachel has helped me see the light.

Getting a thumbs up from him is like getting a thumbs up from Joan and Melissa Rivers.

Mercedes: Did you know New York City was built on top of Old York City?
Tina: I'm pretty sure that's not sure.

Sue: I have spent the entire year being nothing but kind to you people.
Tina: Today is only the second day of school.

Mike: I got an A minus, Tina.
Tina: You got an Asian F?

If you can imagine it, it can come true.

Glee Quotes

I've got a full ride to a little school called the University of California in Los Angeles. Maybe you've heard of it. It's in Los Angeles.

Jesse

She may be difficult, but boy can she sing. Bravo!

Kurt