Glee
Fridays 8:00 PM on FOXPopular Tina Cohen-Chang Quotes
When I see you dance, it's why I fell in love with you.
Tina: My name is Tina. Tina Cohen Chang.
Sue: Isn't she the one who used to stutter?
I am one of the original Glee club members. I was singing "Sit Down You're Rockin' the Boat" when Finn and Puck were still throwing slushees at us. So when is it my turn?
[as Rachel] I can't believe how supportive you are when half the time I can't even be bothered to thank you for your tremendous supporting performances.
Will: I'll be taking a short sabbatical which means I'm leaving McKinley at the end of the week.
Tina: Wait, this is crazy.
Artie: Glee club is your life.
Mike: You know, this last week, I've been thinking. Maybe we shouldn't have broken up. Maybe it was premature.
Tina: Maybe, but we did. And it really tested who I am. And I'm liking who I am. But I miss you, too. So we can talk about it.
This is all Marley's fault. New Rachel, my butt. I knew Rachel Berry. I was friends with Rachel Berry. And you, Marley, are not Rachel Berry.
Finn: I can't believe it's been, like, what, two days, and you've all gone in completely separate and totally insane directions.
Tina: We lost Sectionals. Our season is over. You can't be upset that we moved on. It's the healthy thing to do.
Brittany: You guys, welcome to the first meeting of the 2012 Mayan Apocalypse club.
Tina: Wait, that's what this is?
Sam: Don't worry, it's also the last meeting.
Tina: For the record, Blaine has an awesome body and a perky and delicious behind that looks like it got baked to perfection by some sort of master chef.
Blaine: Thanks, Tina.
In honor of Diva week, let's just cut the crap and keep it real. Tina Cohen-Chang deserves better. I got upstaged yet again by Santana, and she doesn't even go to school here.
Blaine, I'm falling in love with you. And I realize that this could be a tragic, one-way thing. But even if we end up having just a sexless relationship, which many Asian girls and gay men do, it'd be worth it.
