Blaine: Why are you acting so pissed off?
Tina: Because I get it now. A diva doesn't settle for less than what she wants, and she won't apologize for wanting it. And I can't get that here, so next time, don't come crawling back to me. I'm all out of soup.
Blaine: That seems a little...crazy.

Everyone in that room is my family. And I didn't want the last thing you guys heard from me is some snarky comment about how I never get solos.

Hashtag Glee Hates Girls.

Tina: And what are you here to lecture us about Kurt? Our horrible taste in clothing?
Kurt: My dad has cancer.

I said no caffeine until prom! I can't afford to look tired like some sad, anemic dishrag!

Blaine: We need to win this.
Tina: Feels like North Korea up in here.

So, if you're done being a puppet master, do you think you could take your hand out from under my dress?

This is the best Christmas present ever, besides curing cancer and peace on Earth, of course.

You always get everything you want and I get nothing!

It’s time you heard this. The whole school has been talking about it. Everyone’s convinced sometime between junior and senior year an alien invaded your body and made you shallow and desperate.

Artie

The thing that holds high school friendships together is high school.

Things cannot possibly get any worse.

Glee Quotes

I've got a full ride to a little school called the University of California in Los Angeles. Maybe you've heard of it. It's in Los Angeles.

Jesse

She may be difficult, but boy can she sing. Bravo!

Kurt