Are you doping, Liz Lemon? That stuff will shrink your testicles, but there are bad side effects as well.

Tracy: Point is, I won't be at rehearsal all this week.
Liz: No, Tracy!
Tracy: Exactly. No Tracy. Thanks for being so understanding.

I need a nap. Dot Com, tell us your most interesting story.

Dot Com: Have you read any of these movie scripts yet?
Tracy: Yeah, I read the one about a handsome genius who lied to two idiots about reading scripts.

You want to be an American. You fill out that ballot because you don't know what you're doing.

Like any penis, Florida is very complicated.

Don't give up. That is not the Lisa Loeb I know.

Kenneth: You've never been wrong about anything before.
Tracy: It's a blessing and a purse.

Liz: That's not how I roll.
Tracy: Thank you for saying that in dated urban slang so that I'll understand you.

I'm sort of the Black Tyler Perry.

Kenneth: ...while we have gotten to second base...
Tracy: You mean a threesome with Robinson Cano?

Kenneth: I need some advice.
Tracy: I recommend you get it from Liz Lemon or an Owl who wears glasses.

30 Rock Quotes

Jenna: Oh, I'm not worried because I have something the other actors don't.
Liz: Don't say your sexuality.
Jenna: My sexuality.
Liz: Oh, god, Jenna! When has that ever worked?
Jenna: When has it not worked?!

Passing out and cursing on St. Patrick's Day. Is nothing sacred anymore?