I once played a lawyer in a movie, so I know all about winning your son's love back thanks to a magic camera.

Jenna: Ok, start from the beginning.
Lawyer: Well the plaintiff's deposition alleges that...
Tracy: No, further back. What kind of dinosaur was your grandfather?

Wonderful news? The last time I said that was when my pet News learned the true meaning of Christmas. Classic Tracy. You'll miss this.

Are you doping, Liz Lemon? That stuff will shrink your testicles, but there are bad side effects as well.

Tracy: Point is, I won't be at rehearsal all this week.
Liz: No, Tracy!
Tracy: Exactly. No Tracy. Thanks for being so understanding.

I need a nap. Dot Com, tell us your most interesting story.

Dot Com: Have you read any of these movie scripts yet?
Tracy: Yeah, I read the one about a handsome genius who lied to two idiots about reading scripts.

You want to be an American. You fill out that ballot because you don't know what you're doing.

Like any penis, Florida is very complicated.

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