30 Rock

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Tracy Jordan Quotes (Page 2)

Season 6, Episode 1: "Dance Like Nobody's Watching"
Liz: You're a 42 year old man.
Tracy: No I'm not. I took a real age test. It said I'm dead.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 5, Episode 23: "Respawn"
Tracy: Hey guys. It's me Tracy, the black guy from work.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Tracy: How many times have I come over and painted your apartment?
Liz: Three, and by the way stop doing that.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Tracy: Oh my God, Liz? It's Tracy...from work.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 5, Episode 22: "Everything Sunny All the Time Always"
Tracy: Was Dot Com standing that gay?
Kenneth: Um no sir, he was not.
 • Rating: Unrated
Tracy: JMo how long would it take for your hair to grow back?
Jenna: It depends. Do you have access to horse seaman?
Tracy: You know I do.
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0
Season 5, Episode 21: "100: Part 2"
Tracy: That's crazy. A man named Elia. That's a giraffe's name!
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Jenna: You're back!
Tracy: Yeah and this is my front. Thanks for setting me up with another classic quote.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 5, Episode 20: "100"
Tracy: Why don't you shut your mouth, back that ass up, and make me a sandwich!
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 5, Episode 19: "I Heart Connecticut"
Liz: You're off the leash Tracy.
Tracy: It's not a leash. It's a very long skin tag.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

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