Tracy Jordan Quotes (Page 3)
Season 5, Episode 18: "Plan B"
Tracy: I'm doing God's work here in Africa. Why just yesterday I kicked two naked people out of a garden.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 5, Episode 17: "Queen of Jordan"
Tracy: Can my friend Cheese go with us on our honeymoon?
• Rating: Unrated
Season 5, Episode 14: "Double-Edged Sword"
Pete: You ever hear of the Peter Principle?
Tracy: Yes! Just now.
• Rating: 2.0 / 5.0
Tracy: Cornell Commencement address? Sorry but Tracy Jordan doesn't do safety schools.
• Rating: 4.6 / 5.0
Season 5, Episode 13: "¡Que Sorpresa!"
Tracy: Hello. Good sweatshirt. How are you sweatshirting this sweatshirt?
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 5, Episode 12: "Operation Righteous Cowboy Lightning"
Tracy: Five years ago I saved your show! I rode in here on a white horse that you made me leave in the lobby.
• Rating: Unrated
Liz: Your online romance prank was not funny. I fell in love with you!
Tracy: You wore a yellow hat to that coffee shop.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Liz: I hope you didn't have plans tonight.
Tracy: No. I wasn't going to buy two blimps and crash them into each other to see what kind of sound they made.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Tracy: Let's do it again from the top. I want to get it perfect, because perfection is my middle name. Unclaimed Perfection Baby Boy.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Tracy: Every crazy a-lister owns an island; Nicolas Cage, Celine Dion, Charles Widmore. This is a whole new world in front of me, LL.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
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