Favorite Troy Quotes
Abed: Do you think bees eat their own honey?
Troy: I'm sure they've at least tasted it.
It's like a reverse cow birth!
Chang you're insane. You're still into keytar?
Annie: I lost Abed!
Troy: I told you to never let him out of your sight! That goes double for holidays and wax museums!
I live with that dude. He's got night terrors and a rotary phone.
My third wish would be for a million wishes, but I'd just use them all on a million signed photos of LeVar Burton.
Troy: It's like a million bucks in dog dollars.
Abed: Word.
Jeff: You were born 21 years ago.
Troy: Which would make me 20, because everyone is 10 for two years. Because fifth grade is really hard for every...one. Mom how many lies have I been living!?
Troy: If you want to get us a gift we're registered at Linens n' Things.
Abed: We have plenty of linens. We only want the things.
Sorry about my partner. He's been on my edge ever since we switched.
Abed: For Greendale College Television, I'm Abed Nadir.
Troy: And I'm Troy "Butt Soup" Barnes. What? That's my name.
You mean Jeff 'Nipple Play' Winger? No! As you can see, we're still hanging out with him. Hi, how's it going, Jeff?
