Favorite Troy Quotes
Jeff: My forehead's not that big right?
Troy: It's not small.
Since we got expelled, he's been creepy weird like present day Robin Williams.
Troy [about Abed]
Abed: Which wire do I cut?
Troy: There's only one.
Abed: God, I hope I'm right.
Everytime I need to cheer up I just make fun of Pierce, but now it would just make me sadder. It's Gregory Hines all over again.
How come he gets a front stinger?
This is why I wanted to play Chutes and Ladders.
A switch is a stick she can use to whoop you with. Cherish, Britta. Cherish.
Abed: I hate when they finish each other's...
Troy:... pies.
Pierce has got space madness or he's just old or something.
Troy: I'm president Obama's nephew
Abed: You never mentioned that before
Troy: I didn't know if I could trust you, but now it's time to tell you everything, starting with we invented the Ferrari
In what war is he a criminal? In the battle for our affections?!?
Shirley: Can somebody please all Andre? It's Sugarboots in my phone.
Troy: That hurts Shirley.
