Favorite Troy Quotes
Troy: Do we have to refill the toilet olives?
Abed: Nope I just checked.
Troy: You're the best roommate. Wanna stay up all night talking in our bunkbeds?
In what war is he a criminal? In the battle for our affections?!?
I'm auditioning for Professor Garrity's all-black production of "Fiddler on the Roof." It's called "Fiddlah, Please!"
My uncle never put his finger in my plop-plop. I know, I'm bummed about it too.
Shirley: Can somebody please all Andre? It's Sugarboots in my phone.
Troy: That hurts Shirley.
Shirley: I hope we find this cache of ammunition soon. I need to pump.
Troy: Me too. You're talking about peeing right?
That guys sucks harder than toilets in an airplane bathroom.
Troy [about Jeff]
You're more of a fun vampire. You don't suck blood, you just suck.
Troy: I think I'm failing psychopharmacology.
Britta: Why are you taking that?
Troy: I thought it was a class about crazy farm animals.
Troy: He released Annie's Boobs. Annie's Boobs could be anywhere.
Shirley: We get it! You named your monkey Annie's Boobs.
Did you know that go-gurt is just yogurt?
We are 40 light years outside of the buttermilk nebula, although it's possible that ... yeah, this is a sticker.
