Entourage

Turtle Quotes (Page 16)

Turtle: Why don't you go after a Mormon, Drama? They're all over the place here and, and besides, everyone knows they know how to treat their men right. They're like Catholic girls times a hundred
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Drama: Take it all in. Your first film festival only happens once, Vince. I let my first one pass me by. Barely remember a thing.
Turtle: What was that festival again, Drama? 'Cause we barely remember it either.
Drama: Palm Springs International '93. I was the toast of the town. I thought I told you guys about this?
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Turtle: I know everything about the Sudan. For example, it's in Northern Africa, population 38 million, give or take a few, their currency is the dinar and their major exports are oil, petroleum products and ground nuts.
Cassie: Wow, Turtle. It's great you have this intellectual curiosity for the Sudanese.
Turtle: I'm a humanitarian at heart, especially when it comes to indigenous cultures.
Drama: Yeah, I'm curious too. How the f**k did you know all that?
Turtle: I googled it, motherf**ker. Keep up.
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Drama [to Cassie: It's all a matter of preference. Do you prefer tall, lean and handsome or, uh... short, fat and ugly?
Turtle: Haha, you know what? He's right. I mean, do you want somebody who's cute, funny and cuddly? Or somebody's who's bitter, out of work and losing his hair by the minute?
Drama: I'm not losing my hair.
Turtle: Yeah, you are.
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Drama: I had a small part in The Crow.
Turtle: He was the bird!
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Turtle: I drank three bottles of water in the car for this, so could we just get this over with, please?
X-Box Girl: This is X-box, loser...not the Olympics. We don't give drug tests. If we did, we'd be out of business, idiot
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Turtle: Did you get cock-blocked by Bob Saget?
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Turtle: Friends are girls you just haven't f**ked yet. You know that
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[referring to Turle's cold streak with getting laid]
Vince: Go easy on 'em, E, even A-Rod goes on a bad run sometimes.
Drama: Yeah, but even when A-Rod's slumping, he's still getting p***y.
[Eric laughs]
Turtle: Keep f**king laughing, E. You give me the manager title, I'll be overflowing in it.
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Turtle: I live three doors down from the cast of "America's Next Top Model" and I ain't getting laid? That's the worst cold streak ever.
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