Morning, sunshine. You look pathetic.

Mason: In my mind, you're 12 years old.
Tyler: That's two years older than the last time you saw me.

I kinda fell for her. I don't know how anyone wouldn't because she's pretty incredible.

So, how do we kill the bitch?

Tyler: The guy's not even subtle about it.
Matt: Who is that?
Tyler: It's not my mother.

Caroline: Good coffee. But I usually take mine with a little more awkward silence.
Tyler: Nice try. You don't take anything with silence.

The bond effects how you act, not how you feel.

Klaus can't be killed. I can't be fixed. Understand that I'm okay with it.

Klaus: How did you break it?
Tyler: By breaking every bone in my body a hundred times for the girl I love.

Tyler: Screw you, dude.
Damon: Dude? Really? Dude?!?

Caroline: Do you think Matt's going to be okay?
Tyler: I am kissing you and you are wondering about your ex-boyfriend?

Tyler: I'm sorry.
Caroline: No. It's too late because we are not friends anymore and what happened to me tonight? That will never happen again. So you take that back to your little werewolf pack and you get the hell out of my house.

Vampire Diaries Quotes

Oooh, you know I don't know. Every time we try and go on a date you get kidnapped, I get sent to a prison world, or your feelings get compelled away...

Damon

Damon: My new girlfriend. Andie Starr. Action News.
Alaric: It's not called Action News.
Damon: I know. I like just saying it.