Caroline: This is wrong. A bunch of people died and we're having sex.
Tyler: If we stopped having sex every time somebody died in this town, we'd explode.

Mayor Lockwood: Klaus, please, don't hurt him. He's my son. He's all I have.
Klaus: And you're all he has. There's a beautiful symmetry to that, don't you think?

Tyler: We've gotta travel light. So what do you need?
Caroline: Just you. And maybe a curling iron.

Everything I like about me, is you.

Tyler: You were right. I shouldn't have come home.
Caroline: No, you just...should have never left. And you shouldn't leave again.
Tyler: You're kidding, right? This is the second time I've tried to kill you.
Caroline: Well, no friendship is perfect.

Tyler: This isn't goodbye. This is: until we find way. We're immortal, remember?

Let me protect you.

Klaus: That's impossible.
Tyler: Is it? Or maybe real love is stronger than fake loyalty.

Caroline: You have to earn the over-nighter.
Tyler: I consider that a challenge.

I'm horny all the time.

Jeremy: What's the point of this?
Tyler: The point is to get drunk and shoot stuff.

You used my body as an escape hatch and kissed my girlfriend. So we're even.

Vampire Diaries Quotes

Oooh, you know I don't know. Every time we try and go on a date you get kidnapped, I get sent to a prison world, or your feelings get compelled away...

Damon

Damon: My new girlfriend. Andie Starr. Action News.
Alaric: It's not called Action News.
Damon: I know. I like just saying it.