Game of Thrones

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It's not easy being drunk all the time. Everyone would do it, if it were easy.

Drinking and lust , no man can match me in these things. I am the god of tits and wine.

You won't be a prisoner after today, you'll be my wife.

I'm a monster, as well as a dwarf. You should charge me double.

Would it be excessive of me to ask you to save my life twice in a week?

Varys: I'm not entirely sure what you're suggesting.
Tyrion: I'm entirely sure, you're entirely sure, what I'm suggesting.

Those are brave men knocking at our door. Let's go kill them!

I much like my head. I don't want to see it removed just yet.

Bronn: Do you know how to use that?
Tyrion: I chopped wood once. No, actually, I watched my brother chop wood.

Tyrion: I'm the captain. If this ship goes down, I go down with it.
Varys: I'm sure many captains said the same when the ship was afloat.

Tyrion: You can't fuck your way out of everything.
Shae: I have so far.

The Lord of Light wants his enemies burnt. The Drowned God wants his enemies drowned. Why are all the gods such vicious c-nts? Where is the god of t-ts and wine?

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Game of Thrones Quotes

Nothing isn't better or worse than anything. Nothing is just nothing.

Arya

Tyrion: Let me give you some advice bastard. Never forget what you are. The rest of the world will not. Wear it like armor, and it can never be used to hurt you.
Jon: What the hell do you know about being a bastard?
Tyrion: All dwarfs are bastards in their father's eyes.