Tyrion Lannister Quotes
I didn't know your brother. He seemed like a good man, but I didn't know him. Your mother on the other hand, I admired her. She wanted to have me executed, but I admired her.
It's not easy being drunk all the time. Everyone would do it, if it were easy.
Drinking and lust , no man can match me in these things. I am the god of tits and wine.
You won't be a prisoner after today, you'll be my wife.
I'm a monster, as well as a dwarf. You should charge me double.
Would it be excessive of me to ask you to save my life twice in a week?
Varys: I'm not entirely sure what you're suggesting.
Tyrion: I'm entirely sure, you're entirely sure, what I'm suggesting.
Those are brave men knocking at our door. Let's go kill them!
I much like my head. I don't want to see it removed just yet.
Bronn: Do you know how to use that?
Tyrion: I chopped wood once. No, actually, I watched my brother chop wood.
Tyrion: I'm the captain. If this ship goes down, I go down with it.
Varys: I'm sure many captains said the same when the ship was afloat.
Tyrion: You can't fuck your way out of everything.
Shae: I have so far.