Favorite Valerie Marks Quotes
I want to thank you all for coming to this required assembly.
Lissa: And now everyone probably thinks I'm unstable.
Valerie: ...honey that probably has more to do with your twitchy eye than your outburst.
Honestly, I’m shocked and thrilled that you’re transferring.
I don't wanna go down. I've been there, one minute you're on top of the world, and next, you're butt-popping Meth in an abandoned warehouse with a guy named Rooster.
Jenna: Which is why I am going on a church retreat?
Valerie: With Bible thumpers?
Jenna: Val, the cat is imaginary.
Valerie: So is my relationship!
Tamara: What kind of monster would do something so Resident Evil?
Valerie: Sadie!
Two boys fighting over a girl...is a fantasy for some women. But I'm gonna have to put personal fantasies aside because as vice principal it is my job to punish boys for having those strong, sexy feelings that burst into action.
I went full metal sequins with my outburst. Isn't that punishment enough?
Nothing to see here! Let’s just put on some music and rollout the snacks! It’s a fucking party people so let’s party!
I bet that Kevin is a real stingray in the sack.
That’s the pot talking. I am sorry that it took me so long to get up to speed, which you might be on too, but I’m ready now. And as your friend I’m ready to help ‘cause you’re my girl.
