Favorite Valerie Marks Quotes
Val: Have you heard of the A.S.S. contest?
Lacey: I won one! But I didn’t get a paperweight I got fifty bucks.
I get it, I’m an 11 in a city full of 7’s.
Don't worry I won't let her know you're a hobag.
You should have no trouble ropin' in some frumpster like Dan.
Valerie: We have two options: 1. You tattoo Jake's name on your arm where it's visible to the viewing public, then you beg him to stay together. He'll say yes because he's a sucker and then never get it removed.
It's gonna be okay, no one ever died getting touched by their uncle.
Val: I'm gonna stop you right there J. When was the last time you had a nut in your mouth?
Jenna: It was a good question.
I am an expert at getting men to leave my pad.
Aw, it is so sweet of you to take an interest in the bottom feeders of the social aquarium, but I cannot discuss other student's problems.
Good evening my peoples.
