Blair: Let's make it clear from the start. We don't know each other here.
Dan: [pauses] Works for me.
Vanessa: Me too.

Scott: Vanessa, I lied to you because I had to.
Vanessa: That's not good enough.
Scott: My name's not Adler, it's Rossin. I'm Rufus and Lily's son.
Gossip Girl: I hope everyone's policies are paid up, because it looks like we're on a collision course.

[to Dan] Please tell me it was Blair and not Georgina!

Serena and Vanessa

Vanessa: Okay, fine, I understand, you can't give out class schedules. But, please, I just need to know if he goes here.
Registrar girl: There's no record of a Scott Adler in our system.

Vanessa: I'm just trying to wrap my head around the fact that my roommate is ... Olivia Burke.
Olivia: And mine's Vanessa Abrams. Just two girls going to NYU? Crazy right?
Vanessa: Yeah.

I once dated a guy who kept part of himself hidden. He never gave anyone a chance to accept him. And in the end, everyone lost.

I see you've taken down my Goddard poster.

Vanessa: Why are you using my screen name again?
Dan: Because every time I log on, Georgina pounces on my IM.

Georgina: Why won't he respond to any of my calls or my texts or my animated e-cards?
Vanessa: Are you serious?
Georgina: The last one I sent him was this adorable singing dog.
Vanessa: Okay. Dan didn't write you back because (a) he broke up with you, (b) he's seeing someone else, and (c) even though I tried to defend you, you're a full-on crazy person.
Georgina: Wait, can we go back to (b) for a second?

Georgina: That was pathetic. Haven't you ever tried to get somebody to dump a celebrity before?
Vanessa: No.

Dan: I gotta be honest, I really like Olivia ...
Vanessa: Dan, you're WAY off base right now.
Dan: ... and I've always cared about you, but ...
Vanessa: Stop! I'm not in love with you, you moron. Georgina's been blackmailing me.
Dan: What? Why? Look, Vanessa, I'm your best friend. You can tell me, you have to tell me. What does she have on you?
Vanessa: She knows that I know Scott is your brother.

Rufus: Does this place actually serve coffee, or what?
Vanessa: Yes, it does!

Gossip Girl Quotes

Even Blair Waldorf can not bend DNA to her will.

Dan

Hazel: Do you know what you're doing, Little J?
Jenny: I'm not Little J anymore.