Veronica Palmer Quotes
Season 2, Episode 11: "Mess of a Salesman"
Veronica: Saddle up, Linda! And say goodbye to common sense.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Veronica: The forest will run red with the blood of woodland creatures who doubted little Veronica and will now pay with their furry little lives.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 2, Episode 10: "Lust in Translation"
Ted: And congratulations to you for falling through the ceiling in a metal tube and winning that game. That's gotta feel good.
Veronica: You're gonna have to speak up. I'm temporarily deaf in one ear. As you may know, I fell through the ceiling in a metal tube. But at least I won that game, and that feels good.
• Rating: Unrated
Veronica: I saw what was going on in there between you and Fraulein Cheekbones. When you show her around town, keep your Hansels off her Gretels.
Ted: I was just being friendly.
Veronica: I'm serous, Ted. This deal is too important and sex can screw things up. Why do you think the Three Stooges went through so many Curlys?
• Rating: Unrated
Veronica: Oh, God, we have unhappy Germans. Nothing good has ever come from that.
• Rating: 4.2 / 5.0
Veronica: Because I'm good at everything I do. I'm not bragging, because bragging is the one thing I'm not good at. Although, if I wanted to be, I'd be excellent at that, too. As I just proved.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Veronica: Do you live here? Do all the cubicle workers have little hobbit holes like this?
Linda: No, some of us nest in trees, others have underground warrens.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Veronica: We believe the multi-language translator will create a furor in Germany, a furor that will sweep across Europe, crushing... no.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 2, Episode 9: "The Long and Winding High Road"
Veronica: So you're going to be in a room filled with weak, malleable children, and a man is going to bring in a toy. When he does, you're going to say very bad things about it.
Rose: Why?
Veronica: Because we're telling you to, and you should always do what adults tell you to do, especially when they give you candy.
Linda: It's just a fun game we're playing--like dress-up, only instead of clothes, we're dressing up the things that are coming out of your mouth.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Veronica: So Pete's project is testing today. I want to burn his diaper and salt the earth beneath it so no new product will ever grow there.
• Rating: Unrated
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