Favorite Victory Ford Quotes
Victory: We should go upstairs...
Rodrigo: I should go home...
Victory: That's what I meant, we should go upstairs so you can jump out the window and go home
Victory: I'm sorry
Joe: For?
Victory: You have to understand who my parents are. A wedding is not a wedding to them if it doesn't last 5 days. My dad's toasts are longer than most German operas.
Joe: Victory..
Victory: My family is so close it's not even a family, it's like a cult
Dahlia: Are you blowing the handyman?
Victory: That's the contractor.
Dahlia: No no, that's not the type of guy Victory ford dates.
Roy: You want some lunch?
Victory: What? Why?
Roy: I thought you'd like to eat something besides your finger nails and crystal light
Victory: I hate this you know. I hate you sending a jet for me. I hate that I liked riding in it so much. I hate your smug attitude like you're some big hero, cause you're not. You just called your assistant and her send it for me
Joe: Actually I called myself. And hey I could have waited for you in the car. But here I am standing in the tarmac freezing my ass off. I don't do this for anybody.
Rodrigo: Unless you want your shop to look like a subway station..
Victory: I've done some of my best work on the F train.
Roy: Where did you get the idea for the wine?
Victory: My Aunt Betty had a hole in her lip. Everything she owned had a stain, but she made it work
Victory: My hand is cramping
Ellen: It might be easier if you just dot your eyes instead of all those little hears
Victory: They're not hearts, your pen is leaky
Joe: I like it, it's cute.
Victory: Cute? What is cute? This is an evening gown, not a onesie!
Nico [holding up dress]: What do you think of this?
Victory: That would impress her if she was a librarian at a women's prison. How did you even put this look together with my clothes?
Nico: I need your help, I'm trying to de-cougarize
Wendy: You've known me for 20 years, you know I don't try on shoes in public.
Victory: Oh, Come on.
Wendy: No no, they marvel at how big they are. They bring out measuring devices.
Wendy: What age do you think is too young for a cell phone?
Victory: Six? Are you talking about Taylor?
