Lipstick Jungle

Victory Ford Quotes (Page 3)

Nico: Promise me you'll be slightly more professional at your marketing meeting?
Victory: Why? You don't want me to bring my hello kitty lunch box?
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Wendy: If we're going to have a locavore Thanksgiving it's going to take planning..
Victory: and a BB gun. How do you get a meal out of Central Park anyway? Is there a recipe for stewed squirrel in here?
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Victory [to client about designing a dress over the holidays]: You don't understand I'd have to miss Wendy's Thanksgiving dinner... it's fantastic!
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Victory: Go!
Roy: If you need me I'm just three connecting flights away
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Nico: You are coming. It's my first thanksgiving with Kirby and I want it to be fun
Victory: I see I'm just going to mask my pain and become a performing clown for you guys
Nico: Yeah, do you mind?
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Nico: Victory, you're not gonna get over Joe by sitting at home in your bathrobe stuffing your face with nutter butters
Victory: How about double fisting sleeping pills and hiding under the covers?
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Victory: Oh my god, no more surprises. If you're going to tell me I'm adopted, can you wait till Thursday?
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[after hitting something on the road]
Victory: You're gonna keep driving?
Nico: Yeah I'm not certified in possum CPR
Wendy: It really is Nico's world and we just live in it
Victory: Not if you're a possum
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Wendy [asking question out of a magazine quiz]: What do you know that you wish you knew when you were 25
Victory: Don't kiss your contractor if you want Joe Bennett to call you back
Wendy: Oddly that's not one of the choices
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Wendy: You don't tell someone about a surprise party before they walk in
Victory: Yeah but you should probably tell them after it's canceled
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