Lipstick Jungle

Victory Ford Quotes (Page 5)

Wendy: What went down with mother Atwood?
Nico: I wouldn't call her that
Victory: What would you call her?
Nico: Sis?
Victory: What's that mean?
Nico: I dunno, it's weird. There is something. She and I are very... not so different. If we were both in a police lineup I could do time for her crime
 • Rating: Unrated

Nico [holding up dress]: What do you think of this?
Victory: That would impress her if she was a librarian at a women's prison. How did you even put this look together with my clothes?
Nico: I need your help, I'm trying to de-cougarize
 • Rating: 3.5 / 5.0

Nico [holding up dress]: Hey honey do you have this in a ten?
Victory: Yeah but why are you planning on hiding Kirby under it? Try a four
Nico: No I don't want to wear anything tight, I haven't met a boyfriend's mother since I was dating Charles
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Victory: How come your boss hasn't called me by the way?
Ellen: He does have other businesses, princess
Victory: I know but I am getting baskets of fancy jam from complete strangers, he could call and say nice job
Ellen: He is a man of few words... and he doesn't like jam

 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Victory: My hand is cramping
Ellen: It might be easier if you just dot your eyes instead of all those little hears
Victory: They're not hearts, your pen is leaky
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Roy: Where did you get the idea for the wine?
Victory: My Aunt Betty had a hole in her lip. Everything she owned had a stain, but she made it work
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Roy: You want some lunch?
Victory: What? Why?
Roy: I thought you'd like to eat something besides your finger nails and crystal light
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Wendy: ...and I have to admit I needed the attention
Nico: You should have called us, we wouldn't kissed you
Victory: Unless you want us to
 • Rating: Unrated

Victory: You're gonna dance with someone who hasn't taken their mask off yet, what if he doesn't have eye brows?
Roy: I'm not dancing with his eye brows if you know what I mean
 • Rating: Unrated

Victory: ...it's like trying to ask my parents, it's like they're predisposed to not be critical
Roy: We have very different parents
 • Rating: Unrated

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