Victory Ford Quotes
Victory: You're gonna dance with someone who hasn't taken their mask off yet, what if he doesn't have eye brows?
Roy: I'm not dancing with his eye brows if you know what I mean
Victory: ...it's like trying to ask my parents, it's like they're predisposed to not be critical
Roy: We have very different parents
Victory: You can't go on this trip, it's too dangerous
Joe: Life before caller id, that was dangerous, this is a challenge
Victory: I'm two people.. the one on the label and then there's just me
Rodrigo: and what if I only want to go out with one of you?
Victory: you can't Rodrigo. Everyone comes with baggage, even you
Dahlia: Unless you have other plans..
Victory: I will be there.. me plus two...
Dahlia: Who's two? not Bob the Builder...
Victory: and his daughter
Rodrigo: She will like you... don't rush things
Victory: I knew she didn't like me. Which I don't get frankly. Kids usually like me, dogs too, cats a little less
Victory: You're probably at a really good part in the book... is Charlotte still alive?
Celia: Charlotte dies?
Dahlia: Not a person is gonna be able to think trash without thinking Victory Ford
Victory: Why does that sound so wrong?
Rodrigo: Unless you want your shop to look like a subway station..
Victory: I've done some of my best work on the F train.
Victory: Did you set me up on a date without me knowing it?
Dahlia: I wouldn't exactly call it a date..
Victory: He's cutting my cheese!
Ellen: Does it bother you that he's investing in another designer or that she's so beautiful?
Victory: Was she? I didn't even notice. I did notice her big man hands.
Ellen: For what it's worth, Joe would rather be investing in one designer
Dahlia: Are you blowing the handyman?
Victory: That's the contractor.
Dahlia: No no, that's not the type of guy Victory ford dates.
