Season 6, Episode 1: "Drive"
Vince: I'd just be happy to avoid a RazzieDrama: There's nothing wrong with a Razzie
Turtle: Johnny's gonna go for the hat trick if he ever does another movie
Drama: I only have one Razzie, asshole
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Season 5, Episode 11: "Play'n With Fire"
Ari: Relax, it's all gonna be alright.Vince: Why?
Ari: Because the Jew has arrived, and he doesn't like Germans!
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Season 5, Episode 10: "Seth Green Day"
Vince: I really don't see a head tiltVerner: Shall I get a protractor? It's there!
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Season 5, Episode 9: "Pie"
Drama: You gotta nip this in the bud. That's how a star marks his territory. Andrew Shue did the same thing to me on Melrose.Vince: How'd you stop him?
Drama: I banged his girl!
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Season 5, Episode 2: "Unlike a Virgin"
Ari: You just sit tight. Okay, you wait.Vince: Wait for what?
Ari: For the stench from Medillin to disappear.
Vince: How long's that gonna take?
Ari: How long did it take for the air to clear from f**king Chernobyl?
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Season 4, Episode 11: "No Cannes Do"
Billy: You know he's bringing his wife to Cannes?Vince: No, you bringing you're wife? It's supposed to be a boys trip!
Ari: Vinnie, when you get married you realize that a wife is like a herpes sore. She comes and goes when and where she pleases.
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Season 4, Episode 10: "Snow Job"
Vince: He's not in hiding. He's at a photoshoot with his new client.Ari: E's got a new client?
Vince: Yeah, Anna Ferris
Ari: Come on
Vince: Yep
Ari: Jesus the world is falling apart!
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Ari: Where the hell is E?
Vince: M.I.A.
Ari: Well, we need him 'cause maybe that neurotic little elf nipping at your heels will make you understand that we are in a major crisis situation here!
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Season 4, Episode 6: "The WeHo Ho"
Vince: Billy, are you sure you can have a shootable script done in six weeks?Billy: Oh no doubt, I came up with the first act when I was stinking up the skirt's bathroom
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Season 4, Episode 2: "The First Cut Is the Deepest"
Billy: You want to eat first? You want something?Vince: I'm okay.
Billy: We got empanadas.
Vince: No. I'm all good.
Billy: You want an empanada, suit?
Eric: We just ate, Billy.
Billy: How about a tamale?
Eric: We're all good.
Billy: What about one of those blow jobs? Want one of those?
Eric: No
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