Entourage

Vincent "Vince" Chace Quotes (Page 3)

Billy: You know he's bringing his wife to Cannes?
Vince: No, you bringing you're wife? It's supposed to be a boys trip!
Ari: Vinnie, when you get married you realize that a wife is like a herpes sore. She comes and goes when and where she pleases.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Vince: He's not in hiding. He's at a photoshoot with his new client.
Ari: E's got a new client?
Vince: Yeah, Anna Ferris
Ari: Come on
Vince: Yep
Ari: Jesus the world is falling apart!
 • Rating: Unrated

Ari: Where the hell is E?
Vince: M.I.A.
Ari: Well, we need him 'cause maybe that neurotic little elf nipping at your heels will make you understand that we are in a major crisis situation here!
 • Rating: Unrated

Vince: Billy, are you sure you can have a shootable script done in six weeks?
Billy: Oh no doubt, I came up with the first act when I was stinking up the skirt's bathroom
 • Rating: Unrated

Billy: You want to eat first? You want something?
Vince: I'm okay.
Billy: We got empanadas.
Vince: No. I'm all good.
Billy: You want an empanada, suit?
Eric: We just ate, Billy.
Billy: How about a tamale?
Eric: We're all good.
Billy: What about one of those blow jobs? Want one of those?
Eric: No
 • Rating: Unrated

Eric: Why aren't we shooting?
Vince: I just act, kid
 • Rating: Unrated

Vince: I called Ari personally and asked him if he'd call our financier and try and get us a little more money
Ari: I told Vince, "HA HA HA"
 • Rating: Unrated

Turtle: I thought you were getting a nicer place for Vince?
Drama: Well, that was until I saw the kitchen, now it's for me.
Vince: So do it. Say f**k it. I always do.
Drama: What if my show doesn't get picked up?
Vince: Johnny, it premiered to 16 million viewers, it's gettin' picked up.
Turtle: And if it don't, you've been kicked out of a condo before. It's gotta be easier the second time
 • Rating: Unrated

[the guys giving tips to Sloan about E]
Drama: He needs little snacks in between meals, otherwise his blood sugar drops and he gets very cranky.
Vince: No naps, otherwise he can't sleep at night.
Sloan: Okay. Thank you for the tips
 • Rating: Unrated

Turtle: I'm hungry.
Vince: Me too.
Turtle: Should I try and make us something?
Vince: I'm not that hungry
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

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