Lipstick Jungle

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Wendy Healy Quotes

Season 2, Episode 13: "La Vie En Pose"

Nico: I haven't felt this alone since I was married
Wendy: You might not want to share that thought at the engagement party
• Rating: Unrated

Wendy: Maddie, we've discussed this. Paul is too old for you. If I can't trust you when you leave this house, then you're only going to leave the house for school
Maddie: Fine! Put the ankle bracelet on me since you couldn't put it on dad!

• Rating: Unrated

Wendy: Okay look, if you're grossed out by the word salmon skin, let's just go back to the pork chops. Your parents eat meat right?
Victory: My parents will still be eating the dinner rolls they stole from Joe's plane.
• Rating: Unrated

Shane: I think I'm going to need another bag
Wendy: I can send you some things
Shane: I'm not really keen on the postal system handling my underwear
Wendy: I'm not really keen on you going on tour not wearing any
• Rating: Unrated

Wendy [about Maddie]: Remind me why I was so eager to hear her first words
Shane: Oh the good times will come around again darling. Soon she'll be 16 and she'll stop talking to us all together
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Season 2, Episode 12: "Lover's Leap"

Victory: Do we know anyone who knows Howie Mandell?
Wendy: No one is going to open up a brief case that says marry me
Victory: Stop being so grand, think personal
• Rating: Unrated

Victory: You are going to love working from home. There's so many perks.
Wendy: Hmm?
Victory: You don't have a grumpy boss in the morning unless you haven't had your coffee
Wendy: It's a reasonable commute
Victory: Private bathroom.. Deal or no Deal is just a quick click away
• Rating: Unrated

Season 2, Episode 11: "Indecent Exposure"

Victory: I'm going to be the most demure bride ever
Nico: Did you just say bride?
Wendy: Did Joe propose to you?
Victory: No, it's my turn this time, I'm gonna ask him to marry me
• Rating: Unrated

Nico [about Victory posing nude]: ...to tie your image to your brand. Look at Martha Stewart, she's very smart she put herself over everything
Victory: Not naked
Wendy: Well, we never saw the prison calendar
• Rating: Unrated