Lipstick Jungle

Wendy Healy Quotes (Page 2)

Wendy [to Maddie]: You don't want to be the girl who peaks in the ninth grade. Come with me to my high school reunion and you'll see what I mean
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Wendy: If we're going to have a locavore Thanksgiving it's going to take planning..
Victory: and a BB gun. How do you get a meal out of Central Park anyway? Is there a recipe for stewed squirrel in here?
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Wendy: How's the game going?
Shane: I'm not watching, it's just on in the the background
Wendy: What's going on in the foreground?
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Shane: Do you have another pillow?
Wendy: What do you need another one for?
Shane: For your mother's face
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Joyce: Who's Max? The husband?
Wendy: The dog
Joyce: Whatever happened to just bringing a bottle of wine?
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Wendy [to Joyce]: The important thing is that you're here
Shane: That's one theory... can I get you a scotch, Joyce?
Joyce: Are you having one?
Shane: I'm having two
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Wendy: Why do i hear a baby crying in the background?
Nico: It's Charlie
Wendy: Charlie? As in the spawn of your cheating husband and his evil mistress?
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Wendy [over a glass of scotch]: Well ladies I do think it's time to retox
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Nico: You still on hold?
Wendy: Yeah I'm working my way through Lionel Ritchie's greatest hits
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[after hitting something on the road]
Victory: You're gonna keep driving?
Nico: Yeah I'm not certified in possum CPR
Wendy: It really is Nico's world and we just live in it
Victory: Not if you're a possum
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