Wilhelmina Slater Quotes (Page 12)
Season 1, Episode 19: "Punch Out"
Wilhelmina [about Bradford]: He patted my hand!
Marc: Well maybe that's foreplay
Wilhelmina: In a nursing home
• Rating: Unrated
Marc: Ooh, well fill my bucket with nothing but thighs
Wilhelmina: Relax colonel, we all know you prefer nuggets
• Rating: Unrated
Season 1, Episode 18: "Don't Ask, Don't Tell"
Claire: How'd you get in here, only family is allowed
Wilhelmina: I'm your incredibly tan sister.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 1, Episode 17: "Icing on the Cake"
Wilhelmina: fly my pretty, fly
Marc: and you thought yummy was too gay?
• Rating: Unrated
Season 1, Episode 16: "Derailed"
Joel: You look familiar. Have we met?
Wilhelmina: We're not even meeting now
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Alexis: It's complicated coming back from the dead
Wilhelmina: Oh please, Donna Karan does it every three years
• Rating: Unrated
Wilhelmina: I want you to make sure that pasty seamstress stays on our side, become her best friend, be her new Betty
Marc: I guess I have to start eating potatoes
• Rating: Unrated
Season 1, Episode 15: "Brothers"
Random Girl: The witch is gone, we can finally have cake
Wilhelmina [over computer]: It was for your own good you dump truck
• Rating: Unrated
Wilhelmina: Birthdays are the gateway to Secret Santas and Casual Fridays
• Rating: Unrated
Wilhelmina: who the hell are yo??
Evelyn: I'm Evelyn, your cleaning lady for thirteen years. It's nice to meet you
Wilhelmina: Nice to put a face with the burrito wrapper you left on my counter
• Rating: Unrated
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