Wilhelmina: Will you stop looking at me like the ghost of thanksgiving yet to come
Christina: I see an old woman all alone at a thanksgiving table set for one

Wilhelmina: We're not out of touch with real people
Marc: I have an uncle that lives all the way in new jersey!

Wilhelmina: Yes, Marc will escort him in
Marc: Aww i wanted to watch him mosey.

Christina: This isn't too bad, this little tart and number
Wilhelmina: Then you wear it, I'm sure you'll be a big hit at the next convention
Christina: Oh I like this, this is perfect for your witch meeting at the covenant

Your asking me to entertain Ted Lebob... the present of Bomart... a store that has the fashion equivalent of canned ravioli

How cute, Cesar Chaez in a push up bra

Wilhelmina: I don't like it when she smiles, it's so metallic. What did she want?
Marc: It looks like she's trying to earn a few extra pesos for something

Nico, i told you only emergencies. No, you cannot submit my apartment to pimp yo house. Goodbye.

Wilhelmina: What is that?
Marc: Salad, you have to eat
Wilhelmina: Who's side are you on anyway?

Marc: You know paper burns at 451 degrees
Wilhelmina: Good you can become a science teacher after I fire you

Marc, that is the absolute cruelest thing I have ever seen. Someone is getting a raise

Wilhelmina

Snow is a magical blanket, it hides what's ugly and makes everything beautiful

Ugly Betty Quotes

You know exactly what [Whilemnia] is up to. Firing, scheming, looking for a puppy to kick.

Betty

Betty: Does every spread have to be women in skimpy bras?
Daniel: You're right, I haven't thought of that. Let's lose those bras please.