Wilhelmina Slater Quotes
Daniel: Maybe we can do other holidays like Kwanzaa..
Wilhelmina: Did you just gesture at me when you said Kwanzaa?
Daniel: No!
Marc: I got your salad with arugula, no dressing but I did get a few extra lemon slices because well you earned them
Wilhelmina: Is that frise?
Marc: no, no
[quickly eats the frise out]
Marc: I ripped your lettuce into bite sized pieces and decobbed your baby corn
Wilhelmina: We're in this together
Daniel: Are you as creeped out as I am?
Wilhelmina: More
Wilhelmina: Do you know how many curly hair foot sycophants there are waiting to replace you?
Marc: I know you have five of them on speed dial.
Wilhelmina: Don't me call them
Daniel: I'd like to see more skin
Wilhelmina: It's a post nuclear scene, exposed skin would melt off their bodies
Marc: Have you seen [Betty] yet?
Wilhelmina: Yes I did and it looks as if queens threw up
Marc: I thought breast cancer was pink...
Wilhelmina: It is, but Alzheimer's goes better with the outfit
Wilhelmina: How was Queens?
Marc: Like the lost city of Hoochieville
Daniel: Thank you, but it is Daniel, not Danny
Wilhelmina: What? I'm hellaciously upset, Marc
Marc: Oh my God, I'm so sorry
Wilhelmina: Shh! Purge this from memory
It's all about the baby. We need to make sure the press knows... We'll need long nights at the hospital with our Scottish rent-a-womb
Under those gaping pores and cave man eyebrows, I thought you were smart.
I will groom you. Lord knows you need some grooming.
