Girl, I got an obligation...at a...sandwich...meeting.

Nobody's getting pregnant tonight!...That's the same thing I say on my dates.

The only think I want in my mouth is Mr. and Mrs. Ibuprofen, minus the Mister.

I’m pretty sure they call her ‘The Fish’ because she’s tough, but fair, like a lot of fish I’ve met.

I just want to be slapped around!

New Girl Quotes

I'm not convinced I know how to read, I've just memorized a lot of words.

Nick

I'm gonna bake a cake so moist, girls are gonna be like, 'Ewww, why did you say moist? I hate that word?' and I'm gonna be like, 'Taste the cake!' And they're gonna be like, 'Damn, it's moist!'"

Coach