Favorite Winston Bishop Quotes
Girl, I got an obligation...at a...sandwich...meeting.
Nobody's getting pregnant tonight!...That's the same thing I say on my dates.
The only think I want in my mouth is Mr. and Mrs. Ibuprofen, minus the Mister.
I’m pretty sure they call her ‘The Fish’ because she’s tough, but fair, like a lot of fish I’ve met.
I just want to be slapped around!
You got girl trouble, get a crystal!
I will say only one thing about that man that I've only said about Ryan Gosling...hot damn!
Winston: Live from New York, it's Coach's goodbye!
Jess: Show's over.
Winston: We ain't doing this?
If I were off my rocker, would I take a weekly selfie with my cat?
Who am I supposed to go to for lady advice now?
We gonna make a girl cry today!
Nick: I'm trying my hardest to look poor.
Winston: You are poor.