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Schmidt: Camping?
Winston: Like we're animals?!

Have I ever made any decisions in my whole life? Are we just living in the mind of a giant?

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I'm not convinced I know how to read, I've just memorized a lot of words.


I'm gonna bake a cake so moist, girls are gonna be like, 'Ewww, why did you say moist? I hate that word?' and I'm gonna be like, 'Taste the cake!' And they're gonna be like, 'Damn, it's moist!'"

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