Favorite Winston Bishop Quotes
The baby is perfectly fine, but lets just say I did not do a good job.
Oh yeah this woman just made my not sexual to do list.
I've been chasing you for miles like a murderer.
Me owe you? You ditched me when we were supposed to run away from school together. I built that raft for nothing.
I had dibs on her since the first grade dude.
Science aside man you're working those jeans.
I adore gas station television me, myself, personally. It is the intersection between information and gas.
As a cop do you think I would get anyone to do anything if I were being kind and supportive?
Actually the dance class has become more of a dance gathering.
It's too small to be a cat hotel and too big to be pants so it can't be mine.
Winston: Would you consider us adorable?
Nick: No, we're adult men. We're cute.
You know what would be nice? A wedding invitation engraved on a plate. What a magical wedding that would be.