Favorite Winston Bishop Quotes
Jess: I just want to warn you guys that my mom's a little bit perky.
Winston: Wait, you think she's perky?
Jess: Well, she doesn't have my dark side. I got that from my dad.
The only think I want in my mouth is Mr. and Mrs. Ibuprofen, minus the Mister.
I’m pretty sure they call her ‘The Fish’ because she’s tough, but fair, like a lot of fish I’ve met.
I just want to be slapped around!
You got girl trouble, get a crystal!
I will say only one thing about that man that I've only said about Ryan Gosling...hot damn!
Winston: Live from New York, it's Coach's goodbye!
Jess: Show's over.
Winston: We ain't doing this?
If I were off my rocker, would I take a weekly selfie with my cat?