New Girl
Tuesdays 8:30 PM on FOXFavorite Winston Bishop Quotes
Winston: Hey Schmidt, do you mind if I use the uh...manbulance?
Schmidt: The manbulance is resting. It's getting ready for the corporate retreat.
Winston: That's cool. I'm sure the mambulance couldn't handle all of Shelby's luggage anyway.
Schmidt: What the hell is wrong with you, Winston? It could fit the luggage of 9 Shelbys. It has the towing capacity of 1,000 Shelbys.
I'm worried about Schmidt, he's a Jew in the desert I don't want him to wander.
Boobies. Girls with clean hair. Models eating sliders. Bernadette Peters on a high beam. Freshly baked bread.
I know you're lying, and I'm hurt, but I'm gonna eat this anyway
Schmidt: Here are some things you want to hide about yourself on tonight's date--you're cheap, you're a heavy drinker, you're broke, you have a problem with anger.
Winston: Your car is horrible.
Prostitute: Aren't you a virgin, too?
Winston: Just my penis, baby. Just my penis.
Winston: Schmidt is tired of doing things for you that go unnoticed — lining your shoes up at the door.
Nick: Don't line my shoes up at the door.
Winston: Recording your favorite shows. The turn-down service.
Nick: The turn-down service is weird, and I never asked you to do that.
Schmidt: Well I guess those chocolate mints just disappeared on their own.
Winston: I wanted to talk to you about the regrettable contact between Cece's...her down there and my...parts.
Schmidt: You practically shish-kebabed her.
I'm about to take Aly to Mount Smushmore.
Winston: You, my friend, have become her fluffer.
Nick: Like in porn?
Winston: Her emotional fluffer!
Winston: I'm gonna be strong for you, man. You know, I really did love Walt.
Nick: He was my dad, Winston.
Winston: Yeah, but he loved me more than he loved you. He told me that.
Nick: Yeah, he told me that too, actually.
There's nothing like the feel of a fire, a fresh baked cookie and the sweet, sweet taste of crack in your lungs.
