Popular Zoey Barkow Quotes
Jackie: Are you wearing perfume?
Zoey: No. Why? Is it bad? Does it make me smell like an old lady?
I never would have pegged you for someone to give me shit for getting the job done.
I think I'm pregnant.
O'Hara: Don't think so hard.
Zoey: Not like I can help it.
Not seeing a lot of people on their toes, other than Jackie and me.
Zoey: Miracles can happen everyday.
Jackie: Like the day they invented rubbers. Try using them.
Bleeding!
It's like I can't see gayness or something. It's so annoying.
If I can't find 19-gauge needles when we need them, we are screwed!
Akalitus: Zoey Barkow, you want the shift?
Zoey: I'm so flattered.
Akalitus: Don't be here. You just got here first.
Zoey: I'm still flattered.
Zoey: Are you sexually active?
Patient: No. I pretty much just lie there.
Having Lenny scares me... oh, wow, not having Lenny scares me!
