Remember that time I walked in on you guys?

Zoey: The heart wants what the heart wants. You know what I'm talking about?
Jackie: Actually, I don't.

Zoey: Are you asking me to cover for you?
Jackie: Yes.
Zoey: I've dreamt about this day."

Sam, I have a sensitivity question about male piercings.

If you want company I'm totes avail. Totally available.

It would be too much pressure to date God.

Zoey: At this very moment, I have no desire to stab you in the neck.
Lenny: Cool!

If you go into cardiac arrest, I will kill you.

Zoey: You have a crush on Jackie!
Lenny: She just scares me a little. Okay, a lot.

Zoey: Did you get my emails?
Jackie: No.
Zoey: Did you check your email?
Jackie: No.

Every 12 days, I go through this thing where I wish you were a completely different person for 24 hours.

How do you make every outfit look like pajamas?

Nurse Jackie Quotes

Don't ever say "ta-da." The only people that say "ta-da" are magicians or idiots.

Jackie Peyton

Percoset should never be crushed and chewed, unless you want it to hit your system like a bolt of lightening. Which is only a problem if you're afraid of lightening.

Jackie Peyton