Hank: Dude, look! Elephants!
Dean: That's "loxodonta africana." You can tell which ones are the males because they're the only ones with tusks.
Hank: I got no problem tellin' which one's the male, bro. Check out the fifth leg on that beast!
Dean: It's called a "trunk."
Hank: It's called "you're a spaz", and that ain't what I'm talkin' about


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Venture Brothers Season 1 Episode 4: "The Incredible Mr. Brisby"
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Venture Brothers Season 1 Episode 4 Quotes

Dr. Venture: Hey! Where do you get off?! You don't know me!
Mr. Brisby: Oh, I know you, Dr. Venture. My researchers are very thorough. For instance you're not actually a doctor of anything. You never finished school. I also know that since you took over Venture Industries, profits have gone...zippidy-do-da

Mr. Brisby: I need you to clone me, Dr. Venture! That I might live to see my dream fulfilled. This dried old husk of mine might be broken and used up, but my brain is as alert and alive as the day I scribbled my first Bizzy Bee. Got it?
Dr. Venture: Oh, no no no. What I just got is that you're like a total jacked up freaky-deaky crazy pants!