J.D.'s Narration: Even if I wanted to put my pride on the line and go tell Elliot how I feel, I can't. I have to work tonight.
Dr. Cox: Say, Newbie. Seeing as how you are partially responsible for me being the new Residency Director, I'm gonna go ahead and give you the rest of the night off. I... I don't know, It's just kind of my own personal way of saying... I can't actually stand the sight of you.
J.D.'s Narration: I still don't think I should go see her.
Woman over loudspeaker: Doctor's Leave and Winnerback please report to the ER. Leave and Winnerback.
Man: (gives bouquet of flowers to J.D.) Here, buddy. Baby wasn't mine.