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Archer

Hey com 'on, you know I'd never let anything happen to your bacon. I love you Santa Clause. [sniff] I do.

Archer

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Archer Quotes, Archer Season 1 Episode 2 Quotes, Sterling Archer Quotes
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Archer Season 1 Episode 2 Quotes

Archer: Oh my God! You killed a hooker!
Cyril: Call girl! She was a-
Archer: No Cyril, when they're dead they're just hookers!

Archer: Lying is like 95% of what I do.
Cyril: In your job?
Archer: Sure.

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