Hi. Um, I'm gonna need a new set of these forms. Why? I am r...

Monica: Hi. Um, I'm gonna need a new set of these forms.
Admissions Woman: Why?
Monica: I am really an idiot. You see, I was filling out my friend's forms, and instead of putting her information, I put mine.
Admissions Woman: You are an idiot.


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Character:
Monica Geller
Episode:
Friends Season 1 Episode 17: "The One with Two Parts (2)"
Show:
Friends
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Friends Season 1 Episode 17 Quotes

Monica: (On the phone pretending to be Rachel) Hi, Dad. No, no, it's me. Listen, Dad, I can't talk right now, um, but there's something, um... there's something that I've been meaning to tell you...
Rachel: (To their confused dates) Would you excuse me for a second? (Rushing to the kitchen to stop Monica)
Monica: (As Rachel) Remember back in freshman year? Well, Billy Dreskin and I had sex on your bed!

Rachel: You know what?
Monica: What?
Rachel: You know what?
Monica: What?!
Rachel: You know what?
Monica: What?!!
Rachel: Every day, you are becoming more and more like your mother.

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