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Brittany: I can't.
Sam: Is it my lips?
Brittany: No. Your lips are so soft and horizontal. I just like you too much to put you in danger.
Sam: Santana broke up with you.
Brittany: No, it's not just Santana. It's like, all the lesbians of the nation, and I don't know how they found out about Santana and I dating, but once they did, they started sending me, like, tweets and Facebook messages on Lord Tubbington's wall. I think it means a lot to them to see two super hot, popular girls in love, and I worry if they find out about you and I dating that they'll turn on you and get really violent and hurt your beautiful face and mouth.


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Glee Season 4 Episode 9 Quotes

Brittany: Did you lay out the line of cereal for me?
Sam: Well, it's Tuesday, and I know how you forget to eat breakfast on Tuesday because the first few days of the week tend to confuse you.

This is all Marley's fault. New Rachel, my butt. I knew Rachel Berry. I was friends with Rachel Berry. And you, Marley, are not Rachel Berry.

Tina

Glee Season 4 Episode 9 Music

  Song Artist
Glee-cast-something-stupid Something Stupid Glee Cast iTunes
Song All That Jazz (feat. Kate Hudson) Glee Cast iTunes
Glee-cast-being-good-isnt-good-enough Being Good Isn't Good Enough Glee Cast iTunes
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