I have a surprise for you tonight. God, I hope it's sex. Or a ...

Kylie: I have a surprise for you tonight.
J.D.: God, I hope it's sex. Or a pony. I'll bet it's sex because I don't see a pony.


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Scrubs Season 4 Episode 19: "My Best Laid Plans"
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Scrubs
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Scrubs Season 4 Episode 19 Quotes

Janitor: You guys are out. You guys are back in. Where's Margo?
Randall: She's at a Ludacris concert with her birth mom.
Janitor: I lose my van to him, and I lose Margo to gangsta rap. Bad day.

Carla: You've been talking to this girl you used to sleep with, and you never told her you were married?
Turk: She never asked?

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